fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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