We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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