You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
this boner is exhausting
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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