I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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