Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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