so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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