I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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