everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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