i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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