is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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