i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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