You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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