No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The uberlube is also flammable
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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