I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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