Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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