He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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