Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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