i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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