what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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