Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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