Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
