I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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