theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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