fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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