So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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