I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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