I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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