Life is so much better after having sex.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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