what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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