It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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