is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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