How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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