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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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