guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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As shirtless as possible
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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