The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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