She announced her abortion via fbk
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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