my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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