dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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My dick has a subreddit
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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