I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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