Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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