So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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