i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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