And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize