The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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