How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
