This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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