I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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