Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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