remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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