I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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