Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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