I wanna bring you to show and tell
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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