He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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