Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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